tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post796013215337153..comments2024-03-21T01:26:40.397+00:00Comments on John's Toy Soldiers: Vraks Campaign Strategic Turn 3 - Hab 3johnlambsheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09984916178605250835noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-34690569000379332742009-10-27T16:11:35.813+00:002009-10-27T16:11:35.813+00:00Dear Deacon
I have one of those special large boun...Dear Deacon<br />I have one of those special large bouncy balls I do hope he's not allergic to PVC or Air.Shaunnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-42749160075710537432009-10-27T15:40:34.452+00:002009-10-27T15:40:34.452+00:00Dear Lord Marshall Shaun
Don't puit yourself ...Dear Lord Marshall Shaun<br /><br />Don't puit yourself out at all. Keep him as long as you like. If you must return him, do it from a Valkyrie at 30,000 feet. Don't use a grav chute. It brings him out in a rash.<br /><br />Deacon JohnJohn Lambsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04598696442104566164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-20174047111501367612009-10-26T11:15:14.597+00:002009-10-26T11:15:14.597+00:00To Deacon John
from Lord High Marshall Shaun
My Sc...To Deacon John<br />from Lord High Marshall Shaun<br />My Scouts whilst searching the field of our last action for our glorius dead for burial,have found your field commander MacKenzie I Think he called himself he seems to be mentally unbalanced possibly a condition brought on by his severe wounds. Unfortunately we don't have the facilities to cope with him so we thought you might like to care for him yourselves. N.B. His stout canvas pajamas open down the back and the chains come off last. <br /> No doubt in the future he will lead your troops to glorius victories just like he has in the past. Indeed if it wasn't for many technical defects in our own equipment I'm sure we could have accommodated him at Hab Zone 3 as it was we were forced to pull back after losing a Leman Russ and some of the weaponry and mobility on a few other vehicles. The Tech priests have been suitably admonished.shaunnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-77177142606003613172009-10-25T14:13:06.510+00:002009-10-25T14:13:06.510+00:00And then there's the elf'n safety executiv...And then there's the elf'n safety executive,<br /><br />J.John Lambsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04598696442104566164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-76826525422886547062009-10-25T01:51:11.184+01:002009-10-25T01:51:11.184+01:00"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!"
err .. I ..."BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!"<br /><br />err .. I don't think you can say that mate.<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />Well, it's kind of inciting religious violence ..<br /><br />"But ..."<br /><br />And that axe of yours, it looks big, you do know it's illegal to carry an axe in public. Does it have a kite mark?<br /><br />"WHAT?"<br /><br />Don't worry about it, anyway, what I really want to talk to you about is your sexual discrimination policy, I've notice that all you staff are men .....<br /><br />"ERRM...."Col. Corbanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01020939787609973241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-11683431358454133742009-10-24T19:25:03.855+01:002009-10-24T19:25:03.855+01:00I blame the welfare state and all this PC stuff.
J...I blame the welfare state and all this PC stuff.<br />JohnJohn Lambsheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04598696442104566164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4447293089931737000.post-7566337083568377852009-10-24T12:04:28.480+01:002009-10-24T12:04:28.480+01:00Excellent mate, Chaos just can't get the staff...Excellent mate, Chaos just can't get the staff nowadays.Col. Corbanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01020939787609973241noreply@blogger.com