Friday, 16 September 2011

London Defence Laser Test


The next alien battlefleet to appear over London is in for a hell of a shock. Torchwood successfully tested the new aerospace battlelaser last night on a Ryan Air flight out of Luton. It successfuly disintegrated the airliner putting the passengers out of their misery. The new weapon was designed by a brilliant Cambridge physicist known only as 'The Doctor' and built by Sontaran Industries in Texas.


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8 comments:

  1. The Inner Geek16 September 2011 at 18:13

    I applied at Sontaran Ind here here in TX. They said I was too tall and now warlike enough for the job.

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  2. John Lambshead16 September 2011 at 20:13

    You have to have no neck,
    J

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  3. Mike Howell19 September 2011 at 02:56

    Aw, great. Now you all have to drink Retcon.

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  4. Shaun19 September 2011 at 10:44

    How long before this becomes a CIA influenced
    conspiracy theory on the Internet?

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  5. John Lambshead19 September 2011 at 18:52

    Dear Mike
    Retcon? As in retro-continuity?

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  6. John Lambshead19 September 2011 at 18:53

    Dear Shaun
    You mean it isn't?
    j

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  7. Anonymous20 September 2011 at 08:53

    It looks like a lightsaber!

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  8. John Lambshead20 September 2011 at 09:08

    Dear Louis
    Indeed, actually it was to advertise something to do with star wars.

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