Things that Go Bump in Nottingham

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"Nottinghamshire police received 97 calls about aliens, monsters, werewolves, zombies and witches over the last three years." according to the Telegraph.

Why Nottingham, one wonders?

Jessica Gladwin, owner of Nottingham-based Dusk Till Dawn ghost-hunting company, said "I personally saw a ghost in 2010 on one of our tours at the Galleries of Justice in Nottingham. It was a man, with a horrible grimace on his face, just staring at me. Usually for a spirit there can be a horrible smell, like sewers, and that happened before he appeared.”

Nobody tell Ms Gladwin but that wasn't a ghost; it was a wargamer.

It's the smell wot gives 'em away.