Saturday, 1 August 2015

One Bat Short Of A Belfrey

You're playing me at Age of Sigmar.

I announce that my Korrad von Carstein miniature is talking to me and has promised me the ability to re-roll all failed hits.

Do You:
1. Go with it,
2. Call me out for cheating,
3. Back away from the table slowly while smiling inanely,
or
4. Dial 999 and tell them to bring tasers.


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14 comments:

  1. Steve J.1 August 2015 at 16:06

    3.

    Not sure why I would be playing AoS so maybe 4, but the taser for me;)

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  2. Laffe1 August 2015 at 16:52

    5. Announce that my High King Thorgrim has smashed all your dice, so you can't roll any.

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  3. Tony1 August 2015 at 17:59

    6. I invite both you and Korrad to dance with me to the music in my head, thus insuring my rerolls as well.

    7. I start grumbling about the silliness of these new rules, the lack of ranks, round bases, etc... my Longbeards join in...

    Although I am not playing AoS, I certainly do enjoy the "silly" rules and conundrums they create as an alternative to the usual rules lawyering debates.

    Cheers!

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    1. Unknown1 August 2015 at 22:40

      And it is actually a great tactical, fun game, if only serious gamers would give it a chance :/

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    2. Millsy1 August 2015 at 22:58

      Maybe he did! That could well be a thoughtful and considered analysis based on extensive research...

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    3. John Lambshead2 August 2015 at 09:39

      I will give it a go David, Name a time and we'll play.

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  4. Paul O'G1 August 2015 at 18:58

    3 and 4 at the same time :-)

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  5. Zzzzzz1 August 2015 at 20:25

    Wot ? Someone has finally been listening to my ideas ? If only I could be arsed to download it and read it. Meh, it's Saturday night.

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  6. agemmanjw2 August 2015 at 03:30

    I go with it. But I'm better than all of you anyway (High Elf Dragon Lord), so what do I care? :-D

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    1. John Lambshead2 August 2015 at 09:40

      Don't tell me. You have the absolute killer special rule.

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