"Matilda Briggs was not the name of a young woman, Watson, ... It was a ship which is associated with the giant rat of Sumatra, a story for which the world is not yet prepared."
Sherlock Holmes
From: The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire.
Actually, it's not really the giant rat of Sumatra, it's really George the one-toothed hamster, the JTS marketing director, inspecting the jungle terrain.
And here I thought you were going for Bride of the Rat God. ;)
ReplyDeleteI was expecting the Sumatran Rat Monkey... Giant Hamsters are also good though :D
DeleteDammit who leaked the plot of my next novel?
DeleteRat monkeys are sooo last month.
DeleteWhat an excelent idea.
ReplyDeleteAw, he's a delightful fellow!
ReplyDeleteHe's quite amenable provided he gets his banana and cheese quotient. He is also partial to honey roasted ham.
Delete'Director of Marketing' eh ?
ReplyDeleteI expect the Wabbit will want promotion...
He has just been present with a new company two floor apartment and had his garage double glazed.
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