His victorious march down the Great Grey Road, lberating stunty mills and breweries as he went, was somewhat delayed - mainly by the liberation of the breweries - so that the Stunties had time to form a battle line on the plain below their mountain fastness.
Unfortunately, his wolf rider skirmish line held up the stunty badger riders for about the time it takes a gobbo to scream 'run away' and his crack orange-legs regiment, upon seeing this, somehow confused an order of 'charge ladz' for 'do nowt'.
[I rolled a bleedin' 1 on my first die roll: unfortunately a foretaste of things to come.]
A couple of rounds of combat and he found himself defending the right flank all on his ownsome.
Now, no one expects to win wiv a gobbo army but come on! This was embarrassing.