Wednesday 1 June 2011

Nail-Biting Election









I have sat entralled watching the election for President of FIFA. Would the sitting president Sep Blatter win or would it be the challenger who was banned from entering the Hall and had his name taken off the ballot?

Arguably, this was the greatest election tussle since the Supreme Leader won the North Korean leadership.

Incredibly, Sepp Blatter won.

I am quite exhausted now.

I was a little confused by why he keeps mentioning pyamids.
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  1. SC John1 June 2011 at 20:48

    Its nice when they keep the choices down to none, speeds up the whole voting process, and think of how easy it is to count all the ballots.

    John
    Santa Cruz Warhammer

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  2. Ray Rousell1 June 2011 at 20:52

    Didn't Blatter shoot Kennady??????

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  3. Tristan M1 June 2011 at 20:53

    Ridiculous. Did you see the comments from Grondona?? Amazing what they get away with.

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  4. Steve1 June 2011 at 21:49

    It would have been interesting if he hadn't got the 2/3 of the vote he needed...

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  5. eriochrome2 June 2011 at 02:43

    My write in campaign failed? Darn It.

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  6. Igi2 June 2011 at 08:54

    Nah, we had this type of elections under the commies all the time. Much faster, but has a fatal flaw. Usually the elected persion is the most incompetent, but gets elected because it is the most agreeable choice all sides of unseeable power.

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  7. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:40

    Dear SC
    It also ensures you get the right sort of chap, the sort who won't peer too closely into another chap's brown envelopes.
    J

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  8. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:41

    Dear Ray
    No, it was the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
    J

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  9. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:44

    Dear Tristan

    Yes, he wants us to bung him the Falklands in exchange for his vote. Why can't he be saisfied with a brown envelope like the rest of FIFA.

    John

    PS: "I do not believe a Jew can ever be a referee at that level (Argentine Premier League) because it’s hard work and, you know, Jews don’t like hard work"

    Senior Vice-President Julio Grondona - during an Argentine television programme in 2003?

    FIFA officials are such honourable men.

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  10. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:52

    Dear Steve
    “The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.”
    Joseph Stalin

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  11. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:53

    Dear Chrome
    You obviously faild to inlude the necessary contents in the envelope,
    John

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  12. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 09:54

    Dear Igi
    One does need a sound chap at the helm - see Sir Humphrey Appleby.
    J

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  13. Shaun2 June 2011 at 16:12

    No John did'nt you hear it was one man one vote (I've a feeling that's not original possibly Stalin got to that one first)

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  14. John Lambshead2 June 2011 at 19:04

    Dear Shaun
    One man, one vote and Seppy is that man.
    J

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