The next alien battlefleet to appear over London is in for a hell of a shock. Torchwood successfully tested the new aerospace battlelaser last night on a Ryan Air flight out of Luton. It successfuly disintegrated the airliner putting the passengers out of their misery. The new weapon was designed by a brilliant Cambridge physicist known only as 'The Doctor' and built by Sontaran Industries in Texas.
I applied at Sontaran Ind here here in TX. They said I was too tall and now warlike enough for the job.
ReplyDeleteYou have to have no neck,
ReplyDeleteJ
Aw, great. Now you all have to drink Retcon.
ReplyDeleteHow long before this becomes a CIA influenced
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Dear Mike
ReplyDeleteRetcon? As in retro-continuity?
Dear Shaun
ReplyDeleteYou mean it isn't?
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It looks like a lightsaber!
ReplyDeleteDear Louis
ReplyDeleteIndeed, actually it was to advertise something to do with star wars.