Thursday, 12 July 2012
Welcome to the New Coalition Olympic Games
You should perfectly safe on your Olympic visit to London in three weeks time. The Typhoon Fighters and Rapier Missiles that you will observe following you are purely to enhance your holiday experience. If you look down at the towers in East London on your final approach you will note the happy festive Starstreak shoulder launched missile batteries on the roofs (see above).
You will not see many security guards as the corporate tossers at G4S who have the security contract have sort of not get round to hiring any. But fear not, the New Coalition Government will delay firing 3,500 useless soldiers so that they can do G4Ss job for them.
Apparently Surrey Council have decided not to fire their police force and give the contract to G4S. What can you expect from a bunch of stupid socialists like, er, Surrey Council.
This will not, of course, affect the corporate managment bonuses at GS4 as they cannot be held responsible for their incompetence.