Thursday 3 April 2014

London Armageddon

London, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah, is experiencing an apocalypse. A North African sandstorm seasoned with car pollution.

A zombie outbreak is expected shortly.

Pip, pip.
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14 comments:

  1. PanzerKaput3 April 2014 at 11:52

    Its the End of the World or maybe God's Judgement on Cameron

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  2. Steve J.3 April 2014 at 12:56

    I even smelt/tasted said pollution cycling to work here in Bristol today. Mind this is nothing compared to standard days in Chinese cities:(.

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    1. John Lambshead3 April 2014 at 19:41

      It's even reached Bristol? Imagine what's it's like here in The Smoke.

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  3. styx3 April 2014 at 12:59

    Stock up on food, water and weapons!

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  4. The Angry Lurker3 April 2014 at 13:23

    We can only hope.

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  5. DaveD3 April 2014 at 19:51

    Yes but the house prices are up, so that will be alright...

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    1. John Lambshead3 April 2014 at 19:55

      Admit it Dave, you've been readin the Mail again.

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  6. Scottswargaming4 April 2014 at 00:37

    Time to move to the country?

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    1. John Lambshead4 April 2014 at 08:46

      It's a small island Scott. I'd have to move to foreign parts like Wales or Scotland.

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    2. Scottswargaming4 April 2014 at 11:22

      Yeah, I know what you mean, I'm originally from the urban sprawl of the northeast... I moved 'to the country', except it was about 12000 miles way!

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    3. John Lambshead4 April 2014 at 21:31

      That's quite a long way to go to get out of the smog.

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