Thursday, 3 April 2014

London Armageddon

London, twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah, is experiencing an apocalypse. A North African sandstorm seasoned with car pollution.

A zombie outbreak is expected shortly.

Pip, pip.

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  1. Its the End of the World or maybe God's Judgement on Cameron

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    1. We're all doomed, doomed, I tell you.

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  2. I even smelt/tasted said pollution cycling to work here in Bristol today. Mind this is nothing compared to standard days in Chinese cities:(.

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    1. It's even reached Bristol? Imagine what's it's like here in The Smoke.

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  3. Stock up on food, water and weapons!

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  4. Yes but the house prices are up, so that will be alright...

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    1. Admit it Dave, you've been readin the Mail again.

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    1. It's a small island Scott. I'd have to move to foreign parts like Wales or Scotland.

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    2. Yeah, I know what you mean, I'm originally from the urban sprawl of the northeast... I moved 'to the country', except it was about 12000 miles way!

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    3. That's quite a long way to go to get out of the smog.

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