Saturday, 1 August 2015

One Bat Short Of A Belfrey

You're playing me at Age of Sigmar.

I announce that my Korrad von Carstein miniature is talking to me and has promised me the ability to re-roll all failed hits.

Do You:
1. Go with it,
2. Call me out for cheating,
3. Back away from the table slowly while smiling inanely,
or
4. Dial 999 and tell them to bring tasers.


14 comments:

  1. 3.

    Not sure why I would be playing AoS so maybe 4, but the taser for me;)

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  2. 5. Announce that my High King Thorgrim has smashed all your dice, so you can't roll any.

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  3. 6. I invite both you and Korrad to dance with me to the music in my head, thus insuring my rerolls as well.

    7. I start grumbling about the silliness of these new rules, the lack of ranks, round bases, etc... my Longbeards join in...

    Although I am not playing AoS, I certainly do enjoy the "silly" rules and conundrums they create as an alternative to the usual rules lawyering debates.

    Cheers!

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    1. And it is actually a great tactical, fun game, if only serious gamers would give it a chance :/

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    2. Maybe he did! That could well be a thoughtful and considered analysis based on extensive research...

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    3. I will give it a go David, Name a time and we'll play.

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  4. 3 and 4 at the same time :-)

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  5. Wot ? Someone has finally been listening to my ideas ? If only I could be arsed to download it and read it. Meh, it's Saturday night.

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    1. You were ahead of your time Stewart.

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  6. I go with it. But I'm better than all of you anyway (High Elf Dragon Lord), so what do I care? :-D

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    1. Don't tell me. You have the absolute killer special rule.

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