Monday, 14 May 2012

7T - James Bond Villains


Every hero needs an evil mastermind to fight against so I give you Ernst Stavro Blofeld and Dr No of the private enterprise SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counter-Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Fleming was hugely ahead of his time with SPECTRE, which has now become the business model for most of our large corporations, with the obvious exception that SPECTRE did not tolerate failure in its leadership while global corporations reward it.


Never trust a SPECTRE man.

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Crusader III


   The Crusader  had such great lines that it's a shame that it was a total disaster as a battle tank, with tissue armour, a pop gun of a main armament and unreliable mechanics to boot. They shoe-horned a half reasonable six-pounder AT-gun into the turret, which left no room for a third man so that the commander also had to double as loader.

   The width of the turret ring on British tanks was limited by the rail-guages on British railways in a wonderful example of the tail wagging the dog.

   This is a Tamiya 1:48 kit for my 28 mil Brititish army detachment. It was sprayed with FoW Russian Green and coated with MIG black 'oil' wash. It was then drybrushed Revell olive green and highlighted in a Citadel grass green. Finally, Citadel textured paint was scraped on to 'mud' the model and Citdel brown wash used to blend the green tones.


Friday, 11 May 2012

Monday, 7 May 2012

Normandy '44


  
   I have been looking for a set of rules for a 28 mm WWII game at the platoon/company level for some time. 

   I have tried the Too Fat Lardies rules, I ain't Been shot Mum, but can't get on with them. In general I am not sympatico with the TFL rules I have tried for two reasons. Firstly they have an awful lot of intricate mechanisms that seem to give little result for the effort and, secondly, there is a level of play problem. For example, the air rules, Bag The Hun, are about formation tactics, which is fine, but they then incorporate the most complicated fire and damage system that might have been designed for a solo duel game where each player keeps track of a single fighter.

   There is much to admire about TFL rules, not least their innovation and obvious love of the game, but they desperately need ruthless editing for focus. The designers try to incorporate every good idea they think of, irrespective whether it is right for the game. Professionalism is often about what you choose to leave out.

   At Salute, GW were selling Warwick Kinrade’s Kampfgruppe Normandy for the princely sum of £18 rather than the £48. As an aside, this must destroy the price point from a marketing point of view. Who the hell will order a £48 item that may be on sale tomorrow for £18? Apart from the annoyance factor, the discount destroys the second hand value.

  KgN is nothing like a GW game. The basic organisational structure is modern, not unlike mine own Hammers Slammers. Roll a die for command points and add leadership, units with more than one move, more die rolled for removal of suppression markers, and games lost when battle group morale is eroded.

   My regular opponent, the redoubtable Shaun, and I played a game in 28 mm depicting an encounter between a Canadian infantry group and a German infantry Kampfgruppe. KgN is designed for 20 mm so we played a small game with reinforced platoons.

   The photo above shows a 124 point German army of one platoon of three sections and command section, reinforced by a SP quod AA gun, a Panther, an additional Heavy MG team, and a Panzerschreck team.

    One game peculiarity is that each German section is divided into two independent subsections, the MG team and the rifle team. This doubles the number of German sections which ain’t necessarily a good thing, although there are pros and cons.



   Above is a photo of the 124 point Canadian battle group. The Canadians were reckoned to be the best army in Normandy, better than the British or Americans. They were an all-volunteer, highly trained and motivated army of tough outdoorsmen. The group includes a platoon with three sections of ten men and a command section with a Bren Gun Carrier, reinforced by a Sherman 75, a Wolverine and two PIAT teams with Bren Gun Carriers.

   A peculiarity of British/ Commonwealth Sections in these rules is that they are ten men. I must admit, I was under the impression, perhaps erroneously, that this was a paper strength and that eight infantrymen per section was the maximum to fight in combat.

   As an aside the army choice system is very GW codex and will probably be ignored by historical gamers.



   The above photo shows the game after a few turns. The Canadians attacked aggressively, taking casualties. The Sherman tried to outflank the Panther by running around the orchard and fell into a panzerfaust trap. The Wolverine shoves its nose out between the orchard wall and the ruined village but was unfortunately spotted by the Panther and smacked.

   The flak gun spotted movement in the trees and laid down a stream of fire that accounted for two Canadians but return fire from small arms and Brens set the unarmed half track ablaze.


   The two sides traded shots in a firefight that saw the German command section decimated, but the brave Oberleutnant John stayed at his post amid the carnage.

   When the Canadian were in position (i.e. Shaun rolled a six for command points) they swept in a bayonet charge around and rolling up the left flank, catching the MG crew setting up their gun. The Canadians swept into the ruined farmhouse slaughtering the Panzerschreck team and putting two subsections to the bayonet. The Panther fired HE into the rubble to little avail although the German infantry on the left flank took out a Carrier with panzerfaust fire.






   Oberleutnant John went down in a hail of fire, defiant to the last and the Panther came under flanking PIAT fire from the ruins in the farm buildings. Shaun and I decided that the beastly Hun would prudently retreat at this point even though their morale was still good. It only remained to congratulate Shaun on his decisive victory.


   We both enjoyed the game. It plays smoothly, is great fun, and gives realistic, and very bloody, results. Kinrade has done a great job. GW could have showed some appreciation and put his name on the front cover instead of the dreary company logo as recommended by some tosser in a suit from the marketing department.

   I am not sure I would like to try a 20 mm game with companies. At that scale I am inclined to stick with Rapid Fire.  KgN is perfect for 28 mm with a platoon or two with support.


   Highly Recommended.

Friday, 4 May 2012

The Avengers


All together now: Dum da Daa, Daaa, Duuum!

From left to right, Mother, Mrs Peel, Mrs Gale, Steed.



Thursday, 3 May 2012

Ekranoplan, Weathering Models


Came across these amazing pictures of the large Soviet Ekranoplan, GEV, test model here. The website is in Russian but it's a blog by Igor113.

The close ups showing weathering are fascinating. Well worth a look for modellers.

GEVs are a technology like hovercraft, that should be useful but somehow never quite seem to come up with the goods in practice.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Drought Continues


It is now drouting heavily in southern England so a hosepipe ban has been introduced. The pic was taken in Essex. 

May I make a polite suggestion to the towering intellects who manage our super-duper privatised water companies, who are no doubt too busy counting their bonuses and pay rises to worry about the water supply, and who recently closed a London reservoir because it was ‘uneconomic’.

Dig some reservoirs and repair your leaking pipes you useless, incompetent, overpaid corporate tossers!