Sunday 15 July 2012

New Olympic Events for London 2012


The opening ceremony.


Warship tugging. Who can be first to pull a warship up the Thames and launch a mass helicopter commando raid on Harrods.


Rapier missile firing on Blackheath.


Pot the public. The new marksmanship event from a hovering helicopter using a heavy calibre sniper's rifle.

Other events include: car crushing by main battle tank, bomb disposal, gas attack, grenade throwing and all-in bayonet dueling.

The event will close with RAF Tornados saturation bombing Hyde Park.

Pip, Pip

(pictures taken from the Telegraph)

7 comments:

  1. I would watch those Olympics start to finish.

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  2. Sounds like the Fox network had a hand in the event planning.

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  3. Dear Chris
    They would have a horrible fascination.
    J

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  4. Dear Mike
    Ah yes, good 'ole Fox News. I remember hearing the geriatric Ozzie goblin with the American passport waffling about how much he hated 'The English'.
    J

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  5. Hi John
    Never mind the Olympics where was the Navy for the Queens Jubilee river extravaganza? or is that too far down the river for the blokes in the Kayaks? I and perhaps others might have turned out to see the greater proportion of our navy close up (rather than the canal longboat squadron; three men in a boat complete with dog and a life boat from Brittania tarted up for the occasion)

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  6. Shaun
    I think you will find the life boat from Brittania is the new Consortium Royal Navy after the next round of cuts.
    J

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