Friday 27 September 2013

The Giant Rat of Sumatra




"Matilda Briggs was not the name of a young woman, Watson, ... It was a ship which is associated with the giant rat of Sumatra, a story for which the world is not yet prepared."
Sherlock Holmes

From: The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire.



Actually, it's not really the giant rat of Sumatra, it's really George the one-toothed hamster, the JTS marketing director, inspecting the jungle terrain.

9 comments:

  1. And here I thought you were going for Bride of the Rat God. ;)

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    1. I was expecting the Sumatran Rat Monkey... Giant Hamsters are also good though :D

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    2. Dammit who leaked the plot of my next novel?

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    3. Rat monkeys are sooo last month.

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    1. He's quite amenable provided he gets his banana and cheese quotient. He is also partial to honey roasted ham.

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  3. 'Director of Marketing' eh ?

    I expect the Wabbit will want promotion...

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    1. He has just been present with a new company two floor apartment and had his garage double glazed.

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