"Everyone's a bloody critic." said Belsarius Cawl, in binary. "You spend ten thousand years giving them new Space Marines with two wounds and do they appreciate it? No, they whine"
He gurgled down his breathing tube in indignation and switched to speech.
"They're too big. They won't fit in a Rhino. They get stuck in the hatches of space hulks........."
Later that evening, he was baiting a trap with cheese when an idea occurred. Maybe space marine DNA was more malleable than he had assumed.
"I hate Meeces to Pieces," Abbadon the Despoiler.
Sniffing too much spray paint John? Lol
ReplyDeleteI plan to use them in games against my more straight laced opponents.
DeleteVery good for annoying Blood Angel players .. they won't sulk at all.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteI even got the joke.
ReplyDeleteMy dog when I was a child was called Mr Jinx, Ashley.
DeleteDisney land security circa 40 000 AD?
ReplyDeleteLike a lot where from? your old space rats could do with some heavy support...
Reaper Bones models, off ebay.
DeleteDungeons and Dormice anyone? :)
ReplyDeleteOr Badgers & Burrows, Chris. :)
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